189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle.

The TARDIS can look like whatever it wants.

My cock actually sort of staggers like a punch-drunk boxer who doesn’t know when to stay down.

If I had created the human race I'd sit in the corner with a bag over my head.

Father never went into depth about what happened if I woke up, unable to remember how I’d died, but most definitely in the hands of those not selected to have s’mores and sleepovers for all of eternity.

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.

Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.

You’re starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ’s play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor.

Celaena?” Sam asked into the dark. “Should I worry about going to sleep?”She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least Sam took her threats somewhat seriously.