189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

Oh, is little princey alive, then?” The second man let out a sinister laugh. “My, my, we all started to assume you were just . . .” His voice drifted off as he mimed his finger going across his neck. Apparently four years spent living in the woods had no effect on his royal appearance. “Rubbing my finger on my throat?” Stirling said flatly.

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.

unsettling, like seeing Stalin on a skateboard.

A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

Nice, a dagger,” Piper scoffed. “It doesn't seem to be doing me much harm, though. Is this how you defend yourself? Showing off your useless weapons?

My dear Miss Bridgerton," he said, wiping his eyes, "if you are the soul of kindness and amiability, then the world must be a very dangerous place.

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.

Those of you who agree with me, raise your hands... on those who don't!