457 Quotes About Sarcastic

It was a master surgeon, him that ampytated me - out of college and all - Latin by the bucket, and what not; but he was hanged like a dog, and sun-dried like the rest, at Corso Castle.

Good to know: Doctors can't cure you of being a beast.

You are free.You were born free and you can do whatever you want but between the limits

While [the Arians], like men sprung from a dunghill, truly "spoke from the earth" [Jn. 3:31], the bishops [of Nicea], not having invented their phrases for themselves, but having testimony from their fathers, wrote as they did. For ancient bishops, of the great Rome and our city [i.e., Alexandria, Egypt, where Athanasius was bishop], some 130 years ago, wrote and censured those who said that the Son was a creature and not consubstantial with the Father.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.