457 Quotes About Sarcastic

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

She should get a divorce and settle down.