1,006 Quotes About Satire

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.