1,006 Quotes About Satire

This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

The Open Road goes to the used-car lot.

Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.

You can make something less offensive by taking it over.

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Yup, the whole world is comin' here to get paid. And our country's just one big strip-mining club, makin' it rain for everyone, hahahaha!

fetish: (n.) anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities.