1,006 Quotes About Satire

As they entered, Lemuel Sixpack was in the middle of his trademark long- winded oration. His last name was really Sixpack and, as a proverbial icing on the cake, he represented the Prohibition Party.

Religion forces every individual to take responsibility. Specifically, take it away from yourself and give it to God. If we had to be accountable for every one of our actions, we'd be crippled with indecision. But with religion pointing the way, we can feel confident in our choice to picket our children's elementary school when we find out the art teacher is gay.

The only thing I hate about good people is that they like making their being good people bad people’s problem.

Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.

Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria

Well-lit streets discourage sin, but don't overdo it.

Even the rats were giving up on the British Empire'. -p39- Elephant Moon

Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.

The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.