5,372 Quotes About Sex

He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

For some women just the face isn’t enough to masturbate to. Give us the face and the dick.

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

Sex could be a blissful communion,. But it could also be a weapon, and its absence, sometimes, was required for the establishment of peace.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good.

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.