5,372 Quotes About Sex

Sex, on the whole, causes infinitely more misery than joy.

How easily such a thing can become a mania, how the most normal and sensible of women once this passion to be thin is upon them, can lose completely their sense of balance and proportion and spend years dealing with this madness.

The early church was strikingly different from the culture around it in this way - the pagan society was stingy with its money and promiscuous with its body. A pagan gave nobody their money and practically gave everybody their body. And the Christians came along and gave practically nobody their body and they gave practically everybody their money.

I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what someone, or a group of people, might actually be like.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.


Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.

I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.

My fear of abandonment is exceeded only by my terror of intimacy.

Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.