5,372 Quotes About Sex

Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.

I take small, shallow breaths, even though my lungs are begging for more air. I feel the heat of Ten’s controlled breaths against my face. As we stand there, it feels as if an electric charge is growing between us, so powerful that it would shock us if we moved even a millimeter closer together. And yet I feel like I want to.

You picked a man who can read tax code and date a celibate for two years. That's some serious patience. I have zero doubt in my ability to wait you out. I have zero doubt that you're meant to be my girl.

Love is friendship. Just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.

- Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It's just that the BJs are much more exciting.

You should smile, look her in the eyes, and give her a small complement when you ask her out.

Whatever you've been doing with the girls or women your age won't cut it.

It's theology. Were you expecting sex, drugs, and rock and roll?""One out of the three would be nice.

He had a hungry look in his eyes and it frightened her.