313 Quotes About Smoking

A person said on a PTSD site they weren't happy with their life but they were still breathing. I replied. Personally I love breathing I try to do it as often as I can between cigarettes...

There’s a giant homosexual squid downtown wearing a smoking jacket and monocle. He’s destroyed half the dock and the Mayfair Hotel!’ the cop said to Mr. Google.

She only maintains that it is possible, under some circumstances, for a lady to murder her husband; but that a woman who wears ankle-strap shoes and smokes on the street corner, though she may be a joy to all who know her and have devoted her life to charity, could never qualify as a lady.

Cigarettes can force you to take a moment to take a deep breath.

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.

In the turbulent century between 1850 and 1950, the world offered conflict, atomisation and disorientation. The cigarette offered its equal and opposite salve: camaraderie, a sense of belonging, and the familiarity of habits. If cancer is the quintessential product of modernity, then so, too, is its principal preventible cause: tobacco.

Smokers live faster.

Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.

I regard breathing industrial gas to be as harmful as heavy smoking.