313 Quotes About Smoking

Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And you actually saw people smoking in restuarants? Really! And offices, too? Oh, tell me again about the ashtrays in the hospital waiting room, and don't leave anything out.

It was like seeing someone who wore a striped tie or parted his hair on the left — a detail, but not a telling one.

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era..