27 Quotes About Snarky-humor

It's my job to help the guests, even if I think they'll turn out to be a super-snotty, dripping little twat of distaste and ill repute.

I'm impressed. I've never seen a piece of shit read before. Would you like an award?

I speak New Orleans sassy black woman dialect. I love it.

We, as a society, will never grow into a better world unless we change our outdated views of the world. We should not adopt and carry forward the way people have been mistreated in the past, but instead pave a way to love and acceptance, or the future generation will fail.

Everyone knows you drink white wine with ass. I'm joking; don't drink any wine with ass. It doesn't pair well.

I don't want your hanging meat parasailing toward me. Please, double bubble-wrap it, and put it in storage already.

My safe word is pineapple.

Frank: Dude. Bro. I'm not wearing underwear. Is it nippley outside?

Many people have asked me, "Why title your book Creating a Concierge?" There is no correct answer. Call it creation, evolution, or chance, but ultimately it's what felt right.