27 Quotes About Snarky-humor

In what universe would it be okay for someone to take a redneck dip in a hotel fountain?

If I didn’t know better, I’d think you cared,” he drawled, leaning against one of the pillars. “Consider me flattered, Kanoska.

Well, Dax had wanted distraction, but he didn’t think meeting the infamous Tribe with a raging hard-on could be considered putting his best foot forward.

I wasn’t giving this guy an inch. He disturbed me. I didn’t like things that disturbed me, which is why I was licensed to shoot most things that disturbed me. Unfortunately, humans were not on the list and sexual attraction was not considered a valid reason to shoot someone.

The end is near!" the man shouted again."Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked.The End Times Guy blinked. "Ah, maybe; I don't know.""Oh, good," she said. "I'd hate to take on Hell without fueling up.

I know I'm asking a lot. You'd need to start talking, stop growling, and bathe. No offense meant, but you look like a crazy man the way you are.

It seems,” I said to my ex-fiancé in as calm a tone as I could muster, “you may have a chance to discuss non-human methods of weather prediction after all...because I’m reasonably certain that we are standing on a troll.

He bowed. "You hear correctly." His gaze didn't ;leave her, the examination making her skin crawl. He shook his head. "Astonishing. I never imagined I'd meet a real Nahid."With a curse, Zaynab followed. "If I've not said it lately, I think I hate you.""You know, for a magical being, you have a terrible sense of adventure," Nahri replied, touching one of the eddies of paint, a blue swell that looked like a wave.

Besides so long as a man has not been actually killed he is our fellow-creature, though perhaps a very unpleasant one.