37 Quotes About Snarky

Don't say a f*cking word,' she warned Mister Kindly.(...)'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .''Not. A. F*cking. Word.''. . . meow . . .'' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.

Some days, the sheer amount of enemies we attracted made me question if maybe our crew was a little too trigger happy. That maybe we’d pissed in too many pots without thinking of the consequences. But then I remembered most folks couldn’t hold to a basic code of honor if it killed them. And kill them we did. Repeatedly.

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.

At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind. “Why didn't you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning to look behind us as we sped away. I did, too. The zombie spun around as he immediately started to follow us. “I didn't want to mess up my paint job,” Kellan sarcastically replied as he turned on the street that would lead us to the store. “Plus, I just washed it.

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.

Becoming a fae leader? Not on my bucket list.

You shouldn't be mad at him. Francis did explain that I'm in a house full of incestuous monsters and their toadies.

I can hiss and spit with the best of them, but is it really necessary for me to demonstrate it? - The Malwatch

Are you going to help me or just make fun of me?""Can't I do both?