58 Quotes About Spelling

Punctuation is important, but the rules are changing. Spelling is important today in a way that it wasn't when Shakespeare was a boy. Grammar isn't set in stone.

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.

In this chthonian world the only thing of importance is orthography and punctuation. It doesn't matter what the nature of the calamity is, only whether it is spelled right.

Be careful of your spelling, if an o can make count cunt, what it might do to you.

Wir brauchen keine Dichter mit guter Grammatik. Zu guter Grammatik fehlt uns Geduld.

Your Egnlish is so atrocious I don't feel the need to even respond' seems but a long-winded way of saying, 'Home-schooled dumbass.

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