171 Quotes About Spirituality-vs-religion

As far as you know, and that is not near enough, this is the only life given to you. So, do not screw it up. Do your bit, without harming others. That's godly enough. Just do not dump your shit, especially the religious kind, on others. Thank you.

Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?

By dog! I love you, and your hate spewing god. How became so both of you, dog?

Know! I am the new age prophet of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. If you do not draw my picture my Mr. NOT shall butt-kick you nuts, as too your fancied bot up there nowhere, that silly naught!

Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.

Seek no forgiveness from men in robes. It is just a simple change of clothes. Otherwise, they are like most of us - assholes, or dopes.

To really know a person criticize his god. And he'll show you who he is not.

If your god, and following him, you see infidels, then, both dumb-heads must be examined. Maybe somebody else is playing the fiddle.

No holy book is more inspired than the other. They are all inspired according to their gods.