345 Quotes About Terry-pratchett

I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo. "I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try?

In fact he was incurably insane and hallucinated more or less continuously, but by a remarkable stroke of lateral thinking his fellow wizards had reasoned that, in that case, the whole business could be sorted out if only they could find a formula that caused him to hallucinate that he was completely sane.**This is a very common hallucination, shared by most people.

A banker? Me?""Yes, Mr. Lipwig.""But I don't know anything about running a bank!""Good. No preconceived ideas.""I've robbed banks!""Capital! Just reverse your thinking," said Lord Vetinari, beaming. "The money should be on the inside.

On a million hillsides the girl ran, on a million bridges the girl chose, on a million paths the woman stood...All different, all one.All she could do for all of them was be herself, here and now, as hard as she could.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.

And at the end of all stories Azrael, who knew the secret, thought: I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WILL BE AGAIN.

Hundert Meter entfernt tauchte der größte Tintenfisch auf, den Rincewind jemals gesehen hatte, schlug wild mit den Tentakeln und versank wieder in den reißenden Fluten ... Das Ende der Welt rückte näher.

My Lord... what is Death like?" called the old man tremulously. "When I have investigated it fully, I will let you know," came the faintest of modulations on the breeze. "Yes," murmured the Loremaster. A thought struck him. "During daylight, please," he added.

That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.