69 Quotes About Texting

Bree: Meet me at Dukes, there’s a heap of talent here ;)Me: Just finishing up, talent... you mean eye candy with an attachable penis?Bree: Well I’d hope it’s not detachable... don’t need that breaking off anywhere!!

Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing texts. That's made me feel a lot better, actually.""Oh, good. Great. Glad my shit-show of a life could be of service.

Me: Cake, brownies, ice cream? GO!Zach: Yes.Me: NO! Pick one! HURRYMe: I’m at the store getting ready to check out and I NEED TO KNOW. I can’t decide. Help a cute, hangry girl out, would ya.Zach: How about…a brownie cake with ice cream.Me: I think I just came.Zach: I am known for my skills.

There's a difference between driving and texting. When your driving your eyes have to be open and on the road watching the cars around you, road signs, and traffic lights. Along with your mind on the road and destination. Which means you are multitasking. When your texting your eyes are on your cell phone screen and key pad. Along with your mind on what your going to say next. So how can you do both? Please stop!

As soon as Neil is out of the shower, he texts Peter. You up? he asks.And the reply comes instantly:For anything.

If you strictly want something not to get on the internet, do not keep it on your phone.

Texting is a sex toy: pleasurable but a substitute for the real thing. Love has a face. Video chatting is good, but who’s comfortable enough to share their “bed hair”? Love isn’t about pat answers.

Texting is not talking and a phone is not a friend.

I hardly have a typo when I am drunk and texting! But, I will have enough typos when I am emotionally charged with love, lust, poetry and hope, and texting!