69 Quotes About Texting

I think messages from boys are like Santa Claus or Buzz Lightyear. They won't happen if you're watching them.

Me: Hypothetical question.
Mystery Date: Okay, shoot.
Me: If someone were to carry five very heavy bags of groceries from their car to their apartment. Then proceed to spend hours baking cupcakes. Does that and clicking the button to let Netflix know they haven’t gotten their life together and are still watching while eating said cupcakes, count as exercise?
Me: Asking for a friend, of course. ;)

Madeline: You didn’t write to me either. Olly: you didn’t want me to Madeline:... Olly: does the ellipsis mean we’re having an awkward silence or that you’re thinking?

Texting is like kryptonite to women's standards.

Not responding to the texts of a man who has wronged you is truly one of the sweetest pleasures in life.

What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer and tossing out window? Open window first or break glass?

I meant to text quickly, but it took five attempts to type with my thumbs. Ever since the time I accidentally told Wick I'd stopped for cocaine instead of coffee and when Mel, my best friend, asked me to get penis instead of pedis, I lost my faith in technology and proofread all my messages

Hey, you're kind of adorable.Hey. So are you.There's a soft knock on my door.One sex! Someone's here.OMG, YOU PERVY IPHONE. Sec. Not sex.TOO LATE! he writes. Three dots. Does this count as sexting?I think so?

She looked over my shoulder once while I was texting, which was already annoying, and when I wrote lol she made a very clear point to me about how I was silent and not laughing out loud, not at all. I said it was just an expression, and that I was laughing out loud inside my own mind.