804 Quotes About Urban-fantasy

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

Nil Sine Magno Labore ("Nothing without great effort") --Motto of Brooklyn College

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella

You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye

I can see the headline now: Archangel Busts Were Whisperer.

What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent... Apparently he also has a pet cougar.

God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is in your vocabulary. It’s like you’re not capable of being nice to someone you decided to despise when you were six-years-old. Sure, about twelve years have passed, but what’s time compared to your rock-headed mind? - Tran

I know a little more about you now, Audray, or whoever you really are. The New Year is near, and my son’s resolution will not include you. Or I could make your life very uncomfortable after I tell James about you.