1,029 Quotes About Wife

Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

men love their wives not because of their virtues, but in spite of them.

Sometimes [playing free] doesn't happen, because maybe a guy's wife'll come in, you know, and his ego will catch him. If everybody's completely just straight-without any old ladies over here, a fourth of whisky over there; if it's balanced right, it'll come off. It has to be. But when you get egos involved with playing free, you can't do it.

I'm very fortunate to have the support of the people around me, I feel happy because my wife helps me and people who are close.

I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.

Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I quit. Then I got married and sold aluminum siding. My wife had problems physically. It was not good.

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.