513 Quotes About Wit



  • Author Brandon Sanderson
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    I like to live every day like it's my last."Shallan nodded."And by that I mean lying in a puddle of my own urine, calling for the nurse to bring me more pudding.

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  • Author Kate Bowler
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    A lot of Christians like to remind me that heaven is my true home, which makes me want to ask them if they would like to go home first.

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  • Author Georgette Heyer
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    Miss Taverner took the whip and reins in her hands, and mounted into the driving-seat, scorning assistance."Take your orders from Miss Taverner, Henry," said the Earl, getting up beside his ward."Me Lord, you are never going to let a female drive us?" said Henry almost tearfully. "What about my pride?""Swallow it, Henry," replied the Earl amicably.

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  • Author Georgette Heyer
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    She contrived, without precisely making so vulgar a boast, to convey the impression that she was escaping from courtships so persistent as to amount to persecution; and Mr Beaumaris, listening with intense pleasure , said that London was the very place for anyone desirous of escaping attention.

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