513 Quotes About Wit
- Author Benny Bellamacina
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Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.
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- Author Brandon Sanderson
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Does the king know you're back?""Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasmfiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence.""That sounds… hard.""Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.""I have no idea what you just said.""Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.
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- Author Lee Child
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if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.
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- Author L.M. Montgomery
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If you've brains it's better than beauty - brains last, beauty doesn't.
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- Author Brandon Sanderson
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This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you.
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- Author Aristotle
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They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.
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- Author Lee Child
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Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal.
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- Author Charlotte Brontë
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Lingerer, my brain is on fire with impatience; and you tarry so long!
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- Author L.M. Montgomery
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Jimmy Murray, you are an ass,' said Aunt Ruth, angrily.'Well, we're cousins,' agreed Cousin Jimmy pleasantly.
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