1,018 Quotes About Witty






  • Author Steven Raaymakers
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    I have no money, not even the wooden disks they use for trade in Arasha. And my pack held the only items of any worth.""That is why," Velran said, "You must invest in security.""Do you realise that I understand less than half of what comes out of your mouth?" Raziel scowled at his companion, poking at the fire with unnecessary vehemence.

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  • Author Jane Austen
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    It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.

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  • Author C. JoyBell C.
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    There are so many "tools for life" that you are going to hear about, every day. But obviously I tell my son what I believe in most of all. I always tell my son, "The wheels that are going to get you through daily life are two things: Humour and Wit. Add a cup of humour and a cup of wit to every hour of your life and these are the wheels that will keep you turning." Humour and Wit. Remember that.

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  • Author Erasmus
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    Priests are said in Scripture to devour the sins of the people; and they find sins so hard to digest that they must have the best wine to wash them down.

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