1,018 Quotes About Witty

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Deep down, he's shallow.

Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...""Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.

I wonder now how we got by when you weren't here.""I have no doubt the devastation was widespread, the suffering universal.""Indeed, it was the Dark Ages in the annals of Mrs. Dawlish's house. Ignorance was thick on the ground, and unenlkghtenment befogged all the windows.

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.