1,018 Quotes About Witty

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

The important thing to remember is not to forget

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.