1,018 Quotes About Witty

Mauricio looked like he'd rather b in the front row of a German opera.

I squeeze my feelings into something small, like a walnut, and chuck it behind me for some other silly squirrel to find.

Use selective honesty to smoke out the dishonest.

Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?

I have never been among those who think that it is better to be dead than to leave Rome. In fact, I have fled Rome many times in order to preserve my life.

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I don't remember which philosopher it was who said: There is never any shortage of old women.

They went in. And did not pass Go. And did notcollect two hundred dollars.They went directly to bed.

Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness.