1,018 Quotes About Witty



  • Author George Orwell
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    You're only a rebel from the waist downwards,' he told her. She thought this brilliantly witty and flung her arms around him and delight.

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  • Author Raphael Bob-Waksberg
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    At this point, Van Buren's been on leave for about a week, on account of him taking his wiener out and waving it at a bunch of deaf kids during the fireworks show. It's not that he's a pervert, he tried to explain; he just got confused between deaf kids and blind kids.

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