1,018 Quotes About Witty
- Author Ellen Read
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I decided an Akubra did not a bushy make.
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- Author Charmaine J. Forde
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There's something exceptional about Prince Harry, which draws us close to him,Maybe it's his charm, or perhaps, it's his cheerful grin,He's compassionate, polite, witty and also very smart,There's something exceptional about Prince Harry,No wonder he has won our hearts. (2016)
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- Author George Orwell
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You're only a rebel from the waist downwards,' he told her. She thought this brilliantly witty and flung her arms around him and delight.
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- Author Raphael Bob-Waksberg
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At this point, Van Buren's been on leave for about a week, on account of him taking his wiener out and waving it at a bunch of deaf kids during the fireworks show. It's not that he's a pervert, he tried to explain; he just got confused between deaf kids and blind kids.
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- Author Tessa Bailey
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She set down her empty beer bottle on the coffee table. “If I’m going to stay here for any length of time, I have to be allowed to roam freely.”“She wants to be a free-range human, prince,” Tucker translated.
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- Author J.S. Mason
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And the emu, not standing up to the cassowary, accompanied the cassowary on their continued journey of the safari, never to return because a zebra herd trapped them back into pre-color television times indefinitely.
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- Author J.S. Mason
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The vet was open this late, because he needed the business and the money to keep the “not closed” sign lit.
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- Author J.S. Mason
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Santa was sweating, so much so that he realized that his coat was in no way indicative of a man who acclimated to changing temperature conditions
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- Author Kelsey Quick
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Enslavement is still enslavement, no matter how soft the chains.
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