1,018 Quotes About Witty

I’d normally spare you the details, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of writing a story.

He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.

The only thing you should feel entitled to is gratitude.

I only like to coat things with the truth, that’s the only apparel things need these days.

Yes," he answered, "it's a strain being witty at my age. I'm giving it up.

Creation at this time, peopled as it was by primal deities whose whole energy and purpose seems to have been directed towards reproduction, was endowed with an astonishing fertility. The soil was blessed with such a fecund richness that one could almost believe that if you planted a pencil it would burst into flower.

Some call them "homeless." The new nomads reject that label. Equipped with both shelter and transportation, they've adopted a new word. They refer to themselves, quite simply, as "houseless

Any life-form advanced enough to travel light-years through interstellar space would have nothing to learn by probing the rectums of farmers in Kansas.

When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.