1,018 Quotes About Witty

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he's good-lookin'?""I do," said Tanith."Right," Sanguine said and nodded. "I'm gonna kill him."She kept her laugh soft so it wouldn't travel. "I think he's good-looking, but I think you're better looking.""Oh," Sanguine said. "I mean, yeah. I am. I'm glad you noticed.

No matter how dire a situation may be, I can always find the humor in it somewhere. If I was ever in a horror movie I would be the goofy one who doesn't seem to know quite what's going on but survives to the end with witty one-liners.

In all small things be honest and the big ones will take care of themselves.

Actors," he says, "should only be superficial on the surface.

What were you supposed to say to people you barely knew? That was the kind of thing I needed lessons in - forget algebra and history.

This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be! - Governor Dewar

I’ve often been criticised, but never critically wounded

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.