1,018 Quotes About Witty

Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered.

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.

Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.

L'ignoranza è una patologia che colpisce molte persone. I sintomi sono: la cattiveria, la presunzione, l'invidia e la cattiva educazione.

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.

State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.

It ain’t whatcha write, it’s the way atcha write it.