1,018 Quotes About Witty

I was at a dinner party many years ago,sitting along from Tom Stoppard, who in those days smoked not just between courses,but between mouthfuls. An American woman watched in disbelief."And you so intelligent!""Excuse me?" said tom"Knowing those things are going to kill you" she said "and still you do it.""How differently I might behave" Tom said, "if immortality were an option

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

You write poetry?" Klaus asked.He had read a lot about poets but had never met one."Just a little bit," Isadora said modestly. "I write poems down in this notebook. It's an interest of mine.""Sappho!" Sunny shrieked, which meant something like, "I'd be very pleased to hear a poem of yours!

If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.""We never thought of that," Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a guilty flutter in one's stomach, and Klaus felt such a flutter now. "You certainly are an intelligent man.""Not only am I intelligent," Genghis agreed, "but I'm also very smart.

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,is that it is full of books.

His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.