1,018 Quotes About Witty

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

A sheep in sheep's clothing.

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.