601 Quotes About Zombies

All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to bed! - Cat

If a responsible, mentally sound American wants to own and AR-15, that’s their right. Besides, when the zombies come…okay, you don’t like the zombie thing. When the Chinese invade our country, who do you want to depend on? The over-extended police force and the National Guard? Or the next door neighbor who’s a former Marine and has enough guns and ammunition for your entire block?

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale.

Okay, it's pretty obvious what we're doing here, people. If it's dead - fucking KILL IT

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

I will not negotiate with the undead!