If you want your children to turn out well, invest twice as much time with them and half as much money.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money on them.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”