Human beings are born solitary, but everywhere they are in chains - daisy chains - of interactivity. Social actions are makeshift forms, often courageous, sometimes ridicilous, always strange.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax deductible.

I'd asked around ten or fifteen people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question. 'Well, what do you love the most?' That's how I started painting money.

People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don't look and it's magic.

Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, 'So what.' That's one of my favorite things to say. So what.

I just do art because I'm ugly and there's nothing else for me to do.

I think pot should be legal I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work', because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.