No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, 'Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.' Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.

I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'

My greatest acting performance was pretending to enjoy the movie 'Selma'.

I think I'm perfectly reasonable.

Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.

We're getting a wall. We're definitely getting a wall. That's the one thing we know about a Trump presidency.

I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense.

The first time I heard 'Sharknado,' I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the 'Sharknado' novels.

The policy is anyone who's here illegally is here illegally, does not have the right to be here. We'll decide whether it's in our interest to let them stay or not. Perhaps it is in our interest to let some of them stay.

The lefties are on the side of the thugs. They've taken over the universities. I don't think anyone learns anything at college anymore. It's a four-year vacation.