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Quotes by April Winchell

My bedspread isn’t washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I’ll have to throw it out.
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My bedspread isn’t washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I’ll have to throw it out.
Your body is a temple, whether you’re a Jew or not.
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Your body is a temple, whether you’re a Jew or not.
Let’s stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
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Let’s stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
I always like to get local music when I’m in another country.
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I always like to get local music when I’m in another country.
I know you aren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead.
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I know you aren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead.
I’d like to run for office someday, but I’m afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
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I’d like to run for office someday, but I’m afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
Like every aspect of cancer I’ve weathered thus far, today’s experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
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Like every aspect of cancer I’ve weathered thus far, today’s experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
I am severely distracted these days. It’s hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
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I am severely distracted these days. It’s hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I’ve given away a ton of them.
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I’ve given away a ton of them.
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.
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