I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. It is endless.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone—but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring I ought to know.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead in a year.

If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent.

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they’re phonies.

I think I showed my restraint by not pulling her hair out by the roots.

You’ve got to know someone pretty well to hate them.