And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else’s, I’m happy to do it.

Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it’s great, but sometimes you just don’t feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

Freebird, the mantra of the moron.

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you’d be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Beleive or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever.