The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Humility is the embroidery of chiefs

The cold war was an aberration. Note how quickly the Europeans turned on America once 400 hostile divisions were no longer on their borders.Â

In ancient times a pharaoh could maintain a good-sized empire on what it costs to make the movie about it today.

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other

A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six-dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

Half the motorists can't drive fast enough to please their girlfriends, while the other half can't drive slow enough to appease their wives.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.