I grew up with six brothers.That's why I learned how to dance—waiting for the bathroom.

I grew up with six brothers. It's how I learned to dance— waiting for the bathroom.

That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.

If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

You haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

Before I got out of the rough-in-one tournament it had turned into a shopping center.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things—not the great occasions—give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I've always felt England was a great place to work in. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.