Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse: A Life of Wit and Wisdom
Full Name and Common Aliases
Robert Anthony Dinsdale Monkhouse, commonly known as Bob Monkhouse, was a British comedian, actor, television presenter, and radio host.
Birth and Death Dates
Born on March 3, 1920, in New Cross, London, England. He passed away on November 29, 1998, at the age of 78.
Nationality and Profession(s)
British, comedian, actor, television presenter, and radio host
Early Life and Background
Bob Monkhouse grew up in a working-class family, one of six children to William James Dinsdale and Alice (née May) Monkhouse. His early life was marked by tragedy when his mother passed away when he was just three years old. His father remarried, but Bob struggled with the new situation, leading him to develop a tough exterior and a quick wit as a defense mechanism.
Major Accomplishments
Monkhouse began his career in entertainment at an early age, working as a singer and comedian in music halls and theaters. During World War II, he served in the Royal Air Force (RAF), entertaining troops with his comedy performances. After the war, he transitioned to television, becoming one of the most popular stars on British screens.
Notable Works or Actions
Some of Monkhouse's notable works include:
Radio shows: He hosted several popular radio programs, including "The Bob Monkhouse Show" and "Monkhouse by Gaslight."
Television: He presented numerous television shows, such as "This is Your Life," "The Golden Shot," and "Bob Monkhouse on the Spot."
Film appearances: He appeared in over 20 films, including "Private's Progress" (1956) and "Some Will Die" (1962).
Writing: Monkhouse wrote several books, including his autobiography, "I Thought I Was Taller."
Impact and Legacy
Bob Monkhouse left an indelible mark on British entertainment. His quick wit, charming personality, and versatility made him a beloved figure in the industry.
Why They Are Widely Quoted or Remembered
Monkhouse's quotes are often cited for their wit and humor:
> "A woman told me, 'You're not fat. You're just large-boned.' I said, 'Thank you for the diagnosis. Now give me a receipt to pay for it.'"
His catchphrase, "It's been a blast," became synonymous with his entertaining style.
Throughout his career, Monkhouse demonstrated an incredible ability to adapt and evolve, showcasing his wit, charm, and dedication to making people laugh. His legacy continues to inspire new generations of comedians and entertainers.
Quotes by Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse's insights on:

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can’t fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.

Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

My wife said, ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said, ‘Why?’ And she said, ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already.’

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.





