I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.

It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumbfounded that people call me dirty. That's only because I did family television.

There's just something about the audiences in Detroit that I've always felt connected to. Detroit is different.

People learn English from 'Full House.' Candace's husband, Valeri Bure, he learned to speak English watching it... 'Aw, nuts.' 'You got it, dude.'

I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.

It's interesting to talk to young comedians. I love it because it makes me go, 'Oh, that's how I can be funny.'

Unless cameras were rolling, I was pretty much not Danny Tanner.

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that I've had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitz's play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

Now I've literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I'm the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset.

I've never not felt relevant.