Quotes by Carol Burnett

Comedy is a tragedy - plus time.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.

I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical.

I didn't really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because I was studying theater arts.

My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better.

I was in California, and I was going to UCLA, and I knew I certainly didn't have movie star looks. I remember seeing pictures and photos of Ethel Merman and Mary Martin, who were kind of average looking. I said, 'Well, that's for me, then, to go back to New York and try to be in musical comedy on Broadway.'

I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland.

I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that!

I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and I can even take pictures with it.