I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I’m sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.

If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don’t bump into the other actors.

I acted like Cary Grant for so long that I became Cary Grant.

The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there’s no heavy lifting.

I’m prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

I’d like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth.

Everyone tells me I’ve had such an interesting life, but sometimes I think it’s been nothing but stomach disturbances and self-concern.

To write an autobiography, you’ve got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.

I’m a fatheaded guy, full of pain. It tore me up not having you.

I can’t bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.