Quotes by Chris Gethard

I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.

I just really remember the feeling of being a younger comedian who was kind of an outlier for being experimental and weird and how that could feel lonely or hopeless.

I remember the people who mentored me, and I just love being able to do that for other people.

I think so often about how, when I was starting out at UCB, Conan O'Brien was in town, and on his show back then, they sometimes did character bits, and I started getting paid to dress up as a page or a Dutch boy on his show.

I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality.

I'm very happy with my decision to go sober. It's helped my life. It's helped my mental stability.

To a crowd that loves improv, Robin Williams is like Chuck Berry.

I feel like a lot of performers' worst shows happened in Philly. There's something about that town.

I can legitimately say without being arrogant that there's probably a stretch where I was one of the better teachers of improv in the country.

No aspect of my brief and mild fame actually made me happier.