There are only three things women need in life food, water, and compliments.

A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settledown eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club.You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's alwayssome old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in theclub.

The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much.

My mother is the kind of woman you don’t want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That’s it.

You’re not famous unless people’s mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you’re famous, but you’re just hot, and heat cools off.

I literally don’t know what I’m going to do next. That’s successful.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You’re a comedian; you’re not just a Black comedian. You’re a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don’t want to do – and to never work just for money.