A 'good' family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

I’ve always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that’s what I call a mans man.

A “good” family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God’s sake, give something.

I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.

There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

The people that set one animal against another haven’t the guts to be bullies themselves. They’re just secondhand cowards.

As far as I’m concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don’t teach either.